Yep. Actually this happened Thursday, While I was on the train back home.
As the train was in ‘A Can of Sardine’ mode at that time and I was sitting down, I couldn’t and didn’t see who or where the 2 person in question was. All I heard was at times, loud, at times, muffled quarreling between a (I presume) Lady and Man. Here’s a short and scattered transcript(am i suppose to use this word?! ah fuck it) of what I heard,
Pink = Lady
Blue = Man
“*muffled muffled*… hey why you touch me?”
“*blahblahblah mumble psstt pstttt ztttttt*”
*silence for about 2mins*
“6 months already you know? you have been doing this for 6 months!”
“What 6 months? the train so many people what you expect me to do??”
“YOU THINK YOU VERY PRETTY IS IT?! TOUCH YOU FOR WHAT!?”
“…..Is not say pretty or not, as long is woman, all guys want to LAPE”
I seriously, NEARLY burst out laughing!
*silence for awhile*
*Mumbling from both side* and suddenly…
“OK LAR OK LAR OK LAR!”
The train door opened, and I believe the dude alighted as I totally no hear any kpkb-ing after that.
Next Incident on train happened to me yesterday.
I named it the “3 evils of the MRT all come together” day. I nearly exploded. Seriously. I was -THIS- close to exploding. Let me draw out where I was sitting and which 3 evils were surrounding me.
Tell me lor. What you think happened lor. I was listening to my mp3 lor. And yet I could hear irritating noises all around me.
Oh yes, those under the blue category were friends, hence I say I pity that guy sitting between them, if it were me I would have stared at them, real HARD.
Man, If only someone could have given me a Porcupine-on-a-stick that day, I’d had used it to sodomize that china man beside me. PCB. Noisy nvm, action so big keep bumping into me. Wah.. pek cek.