Want to know some pretty babes but humji? fret not!

14 May

With the amount of pretty vegetables I see everyday on the train, stuffs like this are bound to happen. (the process of thinking about boliao things, that is) Anyways,

I’m sure tikopeks(like me) are bound to ponder about one or more of this questions:

‘How to know whether the chai is interested in me?’

‘How to prevent embarrassment?(from being rejected etc.)’

‘Why always must be us who takes the initiative?(this might not apply to you if you look like brad pitt….)’

‘In what way(s) can I achieve my aim without hassle?’

So how can you solve this problem? How can you actually make all this questions and doubts/uncertainty go away?

and most imptly, how to actually TRY and know this chai you have been seeing everyday in the same cabin, sitting or standing at the same spot, but due to humji-ness, prevents you from advancing?



The Knowachai(Know-a-Chai) shirt!

Don’t like this one? then fret not! Introducing:


The  Knowachai(Know-a-Chai) Polo Tee!

In case you’re wondering, YES! The wordings are customizable to suit your needs! you want to target a general audience? No problem! You want to only target this certain chai? No problem! It’s up to your imagination/creativity how you want the shirt to look like.

 No longer do you need to suffer the misery of being rejected, cause you’ll NOT be the one initiating the conversation anymore(or at least thought about it)!!! Just wear this shirt, go out, and hope for the best! It’s that simple!

It’s also a great way to get to know more friends! two birds with one stone? Now that’s worth it!

Made of 60% cotton, 35% nylon and 5% zebra brand ink!

Machine washable(slight smudging is normal), do not dry clean and/or bleach.

Retailing at SGD12.99. Pingsters get an additional 5% discount.

Stocks are limited! Email or leave a comment to order yours now!


Buyer(s) of this shirt fully understands and acknowledge the risks involved when wearing our shirt.

We shall not be held liable should you attract unwanted attention from the same sex, different sex, animals or otherwise.


Posted by on May 14, 2008 in Uncategorized


7 responses to “Want to know some pretty babes but humji? fret not!

  1. krisandro

    May 14, 2008 at 11:57 AM

    Dingo forgot to include instructions on usage.

    Wear shirt.
    Walk up to chai.
    Don’t say a word.
    Shake man-boobs at them.
    Turn around.
    Shake booteh
    Walk off.

    Hit rate of this amazing shirt and method is 100%. Pun intended.

  2. dingo

    May 14, 2008 at 12:01 PM

    oooo. wanna be business partners? I 8 you 2. Good eh?

  3. Wendy

    May 14, 2008 at 3:57 PM

    *mouth foams and dies*

    but i wont mind if brad pitt or elvin ng wears it hehehe. maybe u can include an attached notepad & free pencils on the shirt.

    then gers who r interested can take down the number ma.

  4. Aaron

    May 14, 2008 at 3:57 PM

    Very innovative`

    Do let us know when people start buying your clothes.. ~

  5. dingo

    May 14, 2008 at 7:56 PM

    @WENDY> So mafan lei. no HP meh? hahaha

    @Aaron> LOL. sure~

  6. Wendy

    May 16, 2008 at 6:27 PM

    must be well prepared for extraordinary circumstances. like chiobus without handphone hahahah.

  7. dingo

    May 16, 2008 at 6:40 PM

    @WENDY> alright then I’ll leave the design to you. come out with something nice and I’ll give you a fair share of the pie!

    That is if someone wants to buy the shirt. hahahaha


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