i must talk about girls on mrt.

02 May

…else i won’t be a normal yuppie with a 8.30 to 5.30 work schedule and anyways, i believe my time spent on the MRT far outbeats any other yuppies out there, hence i simply cannot think of any excuse not to talk about encounters while on the MRT.

blahblahyadadingdong whatever.


Today we were going back home(me and my friend same) and donnoe until which stop(bukit batok i believe), this char bo(think maybe agar agar same age as me or my friend lar. he 20 i 22 mah) came in.. she was holding a very expensive LV bag(those big ones ok, not small one) and was also wearing this… shoe which i donnoe the brand of, but have seen it somewhere before in magajines, confirm is those few hundred bucks kind.

I saw that she was holding a file and in it was a basic theory book(learn car learn car!), but the strange thing was, her book was those kind damn thick one, totally different from those that you see in general.

Even her file is from some hotel. sibei unique right?

as for the face, ok ok larrr. the bwoobies abit of small though. (talking about bwoobies, ytd go MS watch iron-man, the salesgirl at the tinkerbell shoe shop, WAH POWER BOOSTER PACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fellow tikopeks got time must really go there soon, wah the neh neh hor, wah! jitao bo wei gong. *wipes saliva*)

well anyways, she came into the train, looked around, and since it was after office hours, obviously there was no place to sit, so she again looked around for a place to stand. then she spotted us holding onto the rail and she came forward and hold together with us.


Then the whole time we were talking, she just kept looking at us. when i talk she look at me, when my friend talk she look at him. look look look look until we diam diam liao she STILL LOOK!

knn never see handsome men before isit?

the whole incident was just weird lar. but thats not all.

When we reach jurong east and had to transfer train, she seemed to have followed us to the same cabin as we were walking quite fast. ok maybe this part is really we think too much lar, but me and my friends just felt like she was following us by walking so briskly towards where we were standing.

so the train came lar, and we went in, and again she stood close to us.

Although this time she still got biao us, it was not as frequent as the first time.


then ride ride ride ride until this lady stood up to get off, and since the 3 of us was very close to the seats, me and my friends hesitated. First, who among the 2 of us should sit first? second, will the weird char bo sit down? So i just whisper to my friend, ‘eh, maybe we should let that weird char bo sit.’ and he agreed, so we just stood there. but for some reason she never sit down! So i just automatically plod my butt down(1 week 5 days, 1 day 2 times sit on train, one thing I’ve learned is that seats on train during office/after office hours are as precious as gold), and somehow this just triggered her biao-ing ability on me. all the way just keep looking lei!

i just act cool and bo chup her. although under normal circumstances, the person who keeps staring will probably be greeted by my fist staring literally THROUGH his face. but girl lei..

so anyhow she got down at City hall, probably thats why she never sit down.

*end of char bo story*

After a few stops pass city hall, a lady beside me stood up and alighted. my friend was preparing to sit down when suddenly this china man blitzkrieg his way towards the seat. the whole process lasted 0.1 second.

My friend just looked at me with a ‘sianzation’ face and i looked at him, laughing.

reach paya lebar the train was delayed due to another train infront got problem. after the delay reach the next stop, the crowd was so big it resembled a giant rectangle. then of cause the train became a pack of sardines after the doors open lar.


Reach bedok, blocked gold diggers from snatching the seat away from my friend and got off safely.



Posted by on May 2, 2008 in Uncategorized


9 responses to “i must talk about girls on mrt.

  1. lbandit

    May 2, 2008 at 9:01 PM

    Lol.. that girl sounds like what i would normally do when i’m around girls..

  2. dingo

    May 2, 2008 at 9:07 PM

    oh no! she male?!

  3. lbandit

    May 3, 2008 at 12:48 AM

    Is it? i donno.. i wasn’t there..

  4. dingo

    May 3, 2008 at 12:59 AM

    donnoe also lei, but it just feels kinda weird having a girl stare at you. I mean, seriously speaking WE ain’t exactly THAT handsome… and traditionally, staring at the opposite sex seems like a job preferred by males rather than females, unless that guy is some superstar or something.

    ah well.

  5. krisandro

    May 3, 2008 at 3:23 AM

    maybe got growth on aaron cock and your head as well

  6. uncle sha

    May 3, 2008 at 10:26 AM

    u too hensem la … dats why look-look

    take as compliment 🙂

  7. dingo

    May 3, 2008 at 12:16 PM

    >Krisandro – Yeah, I have a dead conjoined twin on the right side of my face. 😦

    >Uncle sha – The girl must have really low taste in men. haha

  8. molemole

    May 3, 2008 at 4:13 PM

    Jin funny leh you hahahaha

  9. motd

    May 3, 2008 at 6:17 PM

    She must be waiting for you to hit on her.

    Give you 2 chance also never grab it.



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