Transformers 2

They should rename it to “Transformers 2: rise of the un-needed and unnecessary plot thingies that makes your butt hurt and eyes burn”.

“Dad go!”

“NO! YOU’RE MY SON!”

“GO!!”

“NOOOO!”

“GOOOOOO!!!”

…….pfft.

Towards the end of the movie, I thought I felt the bots wanting to throw their pew pew lazers guns down and call it a day.

I yawned quite a few times really.

and again, just like transformers 1, the complexity of the bots makes the action way too confusing. heck at times i wondered: “Did Optimus Prime rip that guy’s legs off? Or was that his head?”

Thank floaty thingy for Slow mo(sometimes).

I understand Bay tried instilling some humor into the show to counter effect the long duration of the show, but seriously it’s just WAYYYYYYYYY too draggy to have much effect on u. yes, I did laughed a couple of times, but the dragginess and longwindedness of the show totally pwns all the jokes combined inside.

Bottomline is, Michael Bay was totally outta control this time. There was just too much of everything! I mean I ain’t complaining bout the explosions(much), but the talking… the plot.. the duration.. urghh

and wtf is this with girls turning into deceptions??!?!?

Utter disrespect to the myth of Transformers. bah.

A large portion to why this show garnered so much revenue is only because of HASHBRO’S TRANSFORMERS and maybe the reputation of Michael Bay.

In terms of his directing of this movie, I personally, IMHO, think that he failed.

I am glad I’m a guy, since generally, guys are more drawn to action and explosions, for girls… hur hur. I donnoe already.

2/5 stars

1 star for the explosion

1 star for Megan Fox(Overrated really, but hey it beats the girl with the long tongue any day!)

bah.